JesusLab

A children's discipleship franchise

JesusLab

The professor who is supposed to be teaching it never actually shows up.

That is not a gap in the format. It is the format. Every lesson the children receive comes from a teacher who is present only through what he sends, and the whole show is built so anyone, anywhere can carry it, without depending on one specific person standing in the room.

The office is always empty

The format

A host who is present only in what he sends

Professor Whosoeva's office in the lab is always empty. He is not gone from the story. He is present in every object that arrives, sent from wherever he actually is.

The show is built so that no one ever has to write a departure episode, because no host ever physically arrived to begin with. That is a structural choice, not a shortcut: the franchise can keep growing, adding new series and new casts, without ever needing to explain an ending.

His name is the invitation: "whosoever will" (Revelation 22:17).

Episodes turn on objects that arrive in the lab, each one tied to a Bible story. The cast in the room does the rest.

Season one · the launch

Heroes and Heroines

The season that opens the franchise introduces the cast as a team, one episode at a time, through Bible stories that already stand on their own. Each story is paired with the cast member it explains, not just illustrates, and a wall of empty frames fills in one hero per week.

Judges 15

Samson

The jawbone of a donkey

Judges 6

Gideon

The fleece

Esther 5

Esther

The golden scepter

Judges 4

Deborah

A palm tree

Ruth 2

Ruth and Naomi

A sheaf of grain

1 Samuel 17

David

A smooth stone

Jonah 4

Jonah

A plant, then gone

Joshua 2

Rahab

The scarlet cord

Finale

The finale needed no invention. Hebrews 11 already recombines one-off hero stories into a single statement about faith, and it names several of this season's own heroes (Hebrews 11:32).

Season two · the field-tested season

Fruit of the Spirit, taught in reverse

Self-control first, love last, a structure with real precedent: 2 Peter 1:5-7 builds the same way, toward love rather than starting there. The season opens with a blender and eight fruits, because the word is singular: "But the fruit of the Spirit is love" (Galatians 5:22).

No. 1

Self-control

An inflatable tube man

Proverbs 25:28 · James 1:8

No. 2

Gentleness

A dozen eggs, never cracked

Isaiah 42:3

No. 3

Faithfulness

A sandal

Ruth 4:7-8

No. 4

Goodness

A flashlight

Matthew 5:16

No. 5

Kindness

A candle

Set against the flashlight

No. 6

Patience

A seed

James 5:7-8

No. 7

Peace

A cracked vessel and water

SHALOM · wholeness, not calm

No. 8

Joy

A cocoon, left sealed

Psalm 30:5

No. 9 · Finale

Love

The same blender, reused

1 John 4:7-8 · 1 Corinthians 13

One episode, in brief. A dozen eggs are brought into the lab with no explanation. Something fragile carries a treasure you cannot yet see, so you do not crush it, because you do not know yet what it is for... an omelette, or a life. "A bruised reed shall he not break, and the smoking flax shall he not quench" (Isaiah 42:3). One character panics the moment someone reaches for an egg, before anyone explains why ("that could be a baby"), and the question is left unresolved on screen. The restraint itself is the lesson.

The finale uses the same blender from week one to make the point that love was never a ninth ingredient. It was what the whole thing was always going to taste like.

Season three

Creation, day by day

A walk through the seven days, built with a clear, honest posture on where faith and science agree and where sincere believers still differ.

1Light
2Sky and waters
3Land and plants
4Sun, moon, stars
5Sea creatures and birds
6Land animals and people
7Rest

The crew

Ten characters, one job each

Professor William Whosoeva

The host. Heard, never seen.

Cleo

A parakeet who lands the big idea.

Sulcus

Plants the memory verse (Romans 12:2).

Mr. Tinkerton

Tinkers his way into the Bible story.

Mrs. Tinkerton

Runs Act It Out, the story reenacted.

Brian "The Lion"

Brings the psalm and leads worship.

Molecule

Small question, big answer.

Arnie

Arnievation: the action step (James 2:26).

Pixel

The professor's AI assistant. Puts the picture together at the close.

Tina "The Time Turner" Butterfly

Rare. When she shows up, it matters.

The roadmap

Three series, one story

Building now

JesusLab

4th through 6th grade. Built first, in full, because it carries the real history.

Next

Lab Bots Story

A preschool series set inside the professor's own world.

Then

Young Disciples

A bridge series for kids graduating out of JesusLab, built on the ordinary childhoods of Jesus's own disciples before anyone knew what they would become.

Why now

Not a new concept looking for its first test

2015A ten-week pilot at City of Refuge Church in Corinth, Mississippi, taught live, with puppets, by Alan and Jennifer Bailey. By the end, the children could name and define all nine fruits of the Spirit.
Aug 2016Formal launch before a full congregation, with the Baileys' own daughter, then ten years old, leading worship.
AfterJesusLab runs as the church's actual Sunday curriculum for roughly two years.
On recordA Facebook page and an event listing from that first season describe Professor Whosoeva as "this time traveling scientist" offering "nine secret ingredients," the same premise this redevelopment builds on a decade later.

The ask

Not funding. Access.

This is not a request for money. It is a request for access... to use what G-d has given you to help this sit in the rooms it is supposed to sit in.

JesusLab is a work of Hope Like A Virus. hlav.org